The Kebilsphere

Well, it has been a long year, but overall I would have to say that things have definitely improved in some ways. I am beginning to feel more normal , well, at least half normal, nowadays. This is a big improvement from this summer when I was half psychotic.

Well, I said I was almost half normal now, and had been half crazy this summer. But that only accounts for half a person, I wonder where the other half of me went then? I hope this does not mean I am only half a person. I know I am short, but I did not think I was that short.

I think that when a person does go past the breaking point and becomes completely crazy, they no longer ask themselves such questions. So when you stop questioning your competency, that is when you lose it. I am just going to continue to think I am going crazy.

While I had been half crazy this summer, I was completely crazy last Christmas. Somewhere between Christmas and the following summer, half of me disappeared.

But if half of me had disappeared, another three quarters of something came back because I am one and a quarter times last years weight.

Unless maybe I just got a lot shorter over summer, which would mean that there is actually less of me. This would account for only a crazy half Kevin moving home in June.

I suppose that this also means you, and everybody else will be seeing a lot less of me.

And if there is so much less of me, can I get away with only buying half a pair of pants and shirts, and only one shoe.

And how would I wipe my but if there was only one cheek.

Well, I guess that would not change much, it would just seem very different

And I think half crazy AND half normal people should only half to pay half of their income tax.

And I wonder if life expectancy is only thirty six years old (thirty seven and a half years for all the half crazy and half normal women).

And if these half crazy or half normal women are only half women, does that make the half sexual, instead of heterosexual or bisexual